3 Reasons Why A Bike Is Better Than A Boyfriend

Bike is Better than a Boyfriend

Having a boyfriend is great, you have someone to spend time with who cares about you and shares common interests.

Unfortunately, sometimes, you may have some difficulties with your significant other that can negate all of those advantages.

What if I told you there was something better than a boyfriend?

A bike is an excellent companion, you can take it anywhere with you, and it won't complain.

On the other hand, a boyfriend can be all sorts of trouble. Why bother with a boyfriend when you can have a bike? There are many reasons why this may be the case, over the course of this article, we will break them down and give you some concrete examples.

Your Bike Will Always Be There For You

Unlike some boyfriends, who conveniently disappear the moments you need them most. Your bike is always there for you. Your bike is and always will be loyal to you. If you're ever feeling down, don't hesitate just to work out your emotions. You will find that biking is one of the most cathartic activities in moments such as those.

Woman and mountain bike.

Everyone knows that exercise is a great way to clear your mind of any doubts or issues you may be having, so don’t hesitate to spend some time away from your boyfriend with your bike. Besides, if your boyfriend gets jealous over an inanimate object, that’s surely a sign.

Your Bike Doesn’t Need Food or Rest

While your bike may certainly have needs of its own, such as keeping the chain oiled, keeping the frame clean and ensuring that your bearings are in good condition, it is still less needy than a boyfriend. To have a happy boyfriend, he is going to need a lot more care than your bike.

A relationship with your bike is a very low maintenance relationship, which means that you can focus on yourself and the things you would like to do instead of what your bike does. Since your bike can’t express feelings or much of anything else, you can do whatever you please together.

You Can Easily Replace Your Bike

Since your bike can’t get upset or distraught when you decide to upgrade models, it makes your relationship with it far less clingy.

For example, if your bike is getting a little too old and you decide to upgrade, it’s a lot more simple of a process than breaking up with a boyfriend.

Bikes are uncomplicated, at least when compared to people, so it’s easy to deal with them.

Girl on bike


We hope that you were entertained by our reasons why a bike is better than a boyfriend. We are sure that you may have already thought of some of these yourself during arguments or tougher moments.

This post was last updated on June 5th, 2018 at 01:55 pm

About the Author Max Shumpert

Over the last few years, I’ve taken my love of the outdoors, hiking, skiing, trekking and exploring to the next level by starting this site. I started a bike shop in Denver, CO, and have seen amazing growth over the last few years. Getting paid to do what I love has been a dream come true for me. That’s also what led me to start BikesReviewed.com. In my shop, I spend a large amount of time helping people find the perfect bike for them and the style of biking they’re going to be doing. It only made sense that I expanded my reach and got online, making it possible for me to help people all over the world. If biking and staying fit is your priority, too, you’ve come to the right place.

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